Lord of the Rings Quote Game!

I got this idea from another thread, but it would work out very nicely here.

Can we possibly carry out a complete conversation only by using quotes from the books and/or movies? Quotes from the Hobbit and other LoTR books are also accepted. I shouldn't have to say this, but all quotes should be in quotations " ". They should be followed by the speaker's name (~Gandalf, ~Frodo, etc.). And if you want, add what chapter, book, or movie the quote is from.

*Side note* all text not directly quoted or used as stated above should be surrounded by starts, like this * *.

Let the conversation begin!

" So it begins..."
~King Théoden
The Two Towers, movie
*as the Battle of Helm's Deep begins*

where are we going?

Pippin/FOTR

this is the best idea EVER!frodo

"To the land of fire!"
~Samwise Gamgee/TTT movie

That doesnt sound too bad
(pippin in Rotk, talking about the afterlife)

what about breakfast?

Pippin/FOTR

"Orcses! THOUSANDS of orcses!"
~Gollum/TTT:EE

Yeah, we have had nothing to eat but maggoty bread for three stinking days!

the salted pork is especially fine.

"if we're not careful, we're going to run out!"
~Samwise Gamgee/RoTK movie

soon you will taste of the hospitality of the Dwarves!

Gimli/FOTR

"What about them?" *points to Maikahyandowen and Darth Sauron* "They're FRESH!"
~Hungry Orc/TTT movie

No man can kill me!

Witch King/ROTK

"Nothing is certain..."
~Elrond/RoTK

i'll cut your throat!

Frodo/TTT

"So you have chosen death!"
~Saruman/FoTR

neither living nor dead.

Aragorn/FOTR

"You WILL suffer ME!"
~Aragorn/RoTK

fool

Gandalf/FOTR

"Indeed"

~gandalf

"There was never much hope. Only a FOOL's hope."
~Gandalf/RoTK