The "random advice that only matters to a certain amout of people" Thread

Yes im back with my series of things that only matter to a certain amount of people. This should be a good one. I like this idea and its really good in my book

Anywho lets start

"dont eat yellow snow"

Thats the kind of advice that people can use....

Have fun Ladies and pimps

If you mix spaghetti and chocolate with a side of bacon and syrup you'll get a sugar rush that will last for like 2 hours....

nice idea

Never, and I mean NEVER, take anything seriously when you join band.

If a stranger comes up to you kick him/her in the croch and run away

Believe everything and nothing of what I say.

Reach out and trip the basket.

my moms a ***** dont ever get involved with her

Don't believe everything everone says. Including this one.