Doctor's Coded meanings...

I went to the Dr. last week and she proceeded to give me some medical babble about my affliction, or lack thereof, considering I have no idea what she said. In short, doctors speak in code.

They don't want us to know the truth

Or maybe they don't KNOW the truth...

Whatever it is...it scares me.

Some examples.

"This should be taken care of right away."
"I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is
so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures
itself."

"Welllllll, what have we here..."
Since he hasn't the foggiest notion of what it is, the
Doctor is hoping you will give him a clue.

"Let's see how it develops."
"Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that
can be cured."

"Do you suppose all of this stress could be affecting
your nerves?"
He thinks you are crazy and is hoping to find a
psychiatrist who will split fees.

Dont forget

"Don't worry you'll be fine in a day or two..."

means

Sorry, you're going to die in about a month...

Have you notice that doctors always say their sentences with silent words, not just letters but whole silent words like:

This won't hurt 'much'.
It's Ok it's not 'that' contagious.
The bleeding will stop very soon 'after you pass out'.
Of course 'thinking about' sex will be OK after the Op.

Originally posted by Baylin
Dont forget

"Don't worry you'll be fine in a day or two..."

means

Sorry, you're going to die in about a month...

Really? *thinks back to Dr's last words...*

Really Moose...it's nothing to worry about. It's only a little rash...happens all the time.... YOU'LL BE FINE IN A DAY OR TWO!!!

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Really? *thinks back to Dr's last words...*

Really Moose...it's nothing to worry about. It's only a little rash...happens all the time.... [B]YOU'LL BE FINE IN A DAY OR TWO!!! [/B]

🧑‍⚕️ Where's the rash?

Originally posted by English Moosette
🧑‍⚕️ Where's the rash?

You're bad. 😉

I'll show you in the examination room..but so HELP me God, if you pull out a rubber glove, I am SO gone.

😂