Alfred Pennyworth vs. Galactus and Thanos

You non bandwagon joiner.Where's my pitchfork. I advise everyone else to do the same.

Originally posted by Evangel94
I refuse to join this ridiculous Alfred bandwagon.
Big G & Thanos obliterate Aflred without a second glance.

'Big G'? Shut up, alfred would own you and Galactus -- at the same time.

Originally posted by Cosmic_Beings
'Big G'? Shut up, alfred would own you and Galactus -- at the same time.

🙄 ::Lame::

Call me when you've stopped riding Alfred's ponywagon and you've come to grips with reality.

Discussion Question: Does Evangel94 not have a sense of humor, or is she simply not choosing to display it? Do you suppose she even realizes that this thread is a joke?

Or is Evangel94 making a joke, and I'm the one not getting it?

If Evangel read any comics at ALL, she would know that Alfred is one of the top heroes of DC. He is in the Superman league.

Originally posted by Arsenal
If Evangel read any comics at ALL, she would know that Alfred is one of the top heroes of DC. He is in the Superman league.

You're not funny.

krazy! Besides I started the Alfred threads. 💃

Originally posted by Arsenal
If Evangel read any comics at ALL, she would know that Alfred is one of the top heroes of DC. He is in the Superman league.

Are you crazy how is Alfred in superman league come on be real he was able to defeat Atum the God-Eater, Beyonder, Celestials, Cthon, Death,Dormammu,Eternity,Galactus,Living Tribunal and the list goes on. He took them with no problem and YOU DEAR SAY HIS IN SUPERD!CKHEADS LEAGUE dont make me

He was only able to defeat them because Galactus decided to make him more powerful because he was a good butler at his birthday party.

😂

Originally posted by Evangel94
🙄 ::Lame::

Call me when you've stopped riding Alfred's ponywagon and you've come to grips with reality.

When I've stopped riding the Alfred ponywagon? What in god's name... ARE YOU?

First of all, I made this thread, how can I be riding it.

Second, Alfred doesn't associate with 'ponies'. He is a high class man with the proper manners and skills to dispatch many a foe, including god, even.

What in god's name... ARE YOU?

Pitch forks people, and torches. but ima little broke at the moment so ill bring a fork and match.

lol

Alfred loses without a doubt but Jarvis would wipe the floor with all of them.

Jarvis Splarvis.

No no no you are all wrong,
Alfred invents this great plan to rescue the Universe (for some reason not his Universe but whatever) of the two cosmical threats Thanos and Galactus. He first wants to become the Butler of Thanos to show hoim with some good British humour the bright sites of life, which would make Thanos leave his Lady Death, then he wants to be the Butler of Galactus to smother him with Pillows (thats where you were right)
but Halfway into the Plan Batman comes to bring Alfred back since ther is a huge Spider in the Bathroom of Wayne Manor which Bruce can't deal with
I'd say lucky Galactus
But actually he wasn't thzat lucky afterall, because Alfred managed to show Thanos the greatness of Jokes which made him move through the Universe looking for the best and telling everyone Jokes.
But when Thanos told Darkseid a dirty Joke about Galactus mother, and G found out he went after him to punish him for it (you have to know Galactus mom was a saint, at least in his opinion) and when Thanos fought Galactus, Death showed up and helped Thanos because she wanted him to worship her again, So Galactus died but Thanos didn't want to have anything to do with her and since that day he lives in the Bat caves and forces Oracle to find the best Jokes ine the worl via Internet
THE END

Death is Galactus' sister, she wouldn't do anything to him. When Thanos had the IG, Galactus and Death teamed up to try and kill him.

Um. sibling rivalry.

Nah, they don't fight. Alfred vs Galactus would rock the cosmos, though.