* *lil b's KMC brownie points system!* *

Same for Silver Tears' sig, as I've stated before...
So why do I keep doing this to myself?

It's orgasmic ✅

Fantasmic!

(Picks herself up in an alley, notices this is not her clothing- however, it's QUITE to her tastes)

*walks by and sees her on the ground* Kate?!? What are you doing here??

Apparently, I'm modelling for a bondage catalog??? Can I borrow your raincoat-oh...um, I think YOU'D better keep that on.

Just left a streaking party. flirt

I'm going to have to investigate this mystery at some point- can you recomend a good detective?
(Takes newspaper and tucks it into the waistband of "her" black leather G-string)
There-that's an improvement in coverage- but it's hardly styling, is it? Is your car nearby?

*runs past wearing a pink bunny suit and a spiked collar*

GERONNIMO!

Buddy of yours, Mane? Leaving the "streaking" party?
D@mnit, let's go to a seedy dive and call some of the numbers on this newspaper- lucky that it happens to be printed with advertisements for detective agencies, hey?

*runs past again!, trips over, falls, gets up, keeps running.*

Hmm, streaking is a serious art form round here, isn't it?

*Runs past*
YEP! Except Im not streking, Im wearing a big fluffy bunny costume and a black spiked collar.

*Does the can can*

Black spiked collar?
Is that traditional bunny attire?

No, but tradition and formality, and propriety, and convention can all go f*ck its self. IM A MAVERIC!!!

*does a tripple backfflip and flies away using his ears to flap*

Originally posted by fever red
I would spend time here- but I've noticed, whenever I gaze upon Lil's sig, I wake up hours later in a alley with NO memory of the intervening hours...and I doubt I'm the only one...

😂 so true!

anyway.... lil is THE BEST! ✅

Paola 😱😱

Originally posted by Kosta
*Runs past*
YEP! Except Im not streking, Im wearing a big fluffy bunny costume and a black spiked collar.

*Does the can can*

Nice! 😉

(Do you think lil will give us lots of points if we start a fluffy bunny dancing troop...)

y does everyone want points? it just proves there attention whores 🥷

Originally posted by Aqua
y does everyone want points? it just proves there attention whores 🥷

who pissed in your post toasties?