To all the British members....

Originally posted by English Moosette
😱

Oh no, you dit-n't!!! *squeals girlishly*

Do you recall when we ****ed one another so hard that we couldn't stop, and then you pulled out your **** and I almost passed out due to the sheer size of it? It was awesome, then when you put it in my **** and you had to practically break my **** in half so I could accommodate your ****??

*sigh* Memories 🙄

😐 ❌ No....you sure that was me?

im there right now *noise of partying above* DAMN KIDS! *hits ceiling with broom*

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
😐 ❌ No....you sure that was me?

jawdrop

You gotta be kidding right? You are the notorious SG??

Originally posted by English Moosette
jawdrop

You gotta be kidding right? You are the notorious SG??

I could say yes...but that would be a lie.

So, in lieu of being able to say yes, I'll just content myself with a murderous rampage, starting with SG.

Tootles.

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
I could say yes...but that would be a lie.

So, in lieu of being able to say yes, I'll just content myself with a murderous rampage, starting with SG.

Tootles.

Um, I'm going on birth certified titles, not KMC Handles..........

Originally posted by English Moosette
Um, I'm going on birth certified titles, not KMC Handles..........

LMFAO! Oops my bad!

In that case, WE DID do all those things you said...and Goddamnit, I liked every last one of them!

Yes. I was pretty sure you'd recall, a little shocked when you didn't 😬

Originally posted by English Moosette
Yes. I was pretty sure you'd recall, a little shocked when you didn't 😬

Stupid me, how COULD I forget, what with taping it and sending it to AMATEURS ON FIRE video world.

We should be getting our cheque (wait, is that supposed to be 'check'?) any day now 😊

Amateurs my ass, we're professionals.

Originally posted by English Moosette
We should be getting our cheque (wait, is that supposed to be 'check'?) any day now 😊

Amateurs my ass, we're professionals.

Yea, I KNOW that....but still to collect the royalties, we had to act amateur....thusly, you 'falling' off a few times, me pretending to have, ahem, problems, you gasping in shock of the sheer...girth, mass...things like that.

I gotta jet all, ciao!

Bye darling, sweet dreams 😉

I'm wondering again...it's been a while...

I am at Hogwarts..😕

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I am at Hogwarts..😕

Ah, yes, Dumbledore... 😄

..its right across the street from me ...i can see into Harrys room...🥷..

that biatch is in his room....looks like shes helping him with his ziper....😕...

Originally posted by Da Moose
Ah, yes, Dumbledore... 😄

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
..its right across the street from me ...i can see into Harrys room...🥷..

that biatch is in his room....looks like shes helping him with his ziper....😕...

You're far sexier than that Granger chick....you should be riding his broomstick, not her.

Hold on.

That's not Hermione, it's....it's.....RON!

Fekking Weasley playing with Harry's Firebolt!! Hmm...I'd never have guessed. 😱 😕

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Danm right 😉 ..want to visit my study? 😖hifty:

Yes, because I LOVE to have relations with old British Wizars men... 🙄 😉

Originally posted by Da Moose
Yes, because I LOVE to have relations with old British Wizars men... 🙄 😉

Hey! Canadian Moose is back! 😱

Is about time! 💃