I have found a discrepancy in 'The Da Vinci Code'!!!
Spoiler:🙂
In Dan Brown's hugely popular bestseller, 'The Da Vinci Code', he suggests that the man sitting next to Jesus in Da Vinci's painting, The Last Supper, is actually Mary Magdalene. However, after weeks of serious analyzation by my very own highly skilled team of 'code crackers', we have discovered that the man sitting next to Jesus in The Last Supper is in fact rock sensation, Iggy Pop.
I have found another discrepancy in Dan Brown's 'The Da Vinci Code'!
Spoiler:It's scary, I know, but the truth isn't always easy to accept! 😬
Brown suggests that the phrase, 'O, Draconian devil! Oh, lame saint!' is a perfect anagram of. . . 'Leonardo da Vinci! The Mona Lisa!' Well, my team of code crackers recently discovered that 'O, Draconian devil! Oh, lame saint!' is also a perfect anagram of . . . 'The Tired Hiker has amazing chest hair!'
In Dan Brown's 'Angels and Demons' he suggests that . .
Spoiler:I pay these crackers too much. 😬
The Illuminati secretly joined the Masons in order to survive as a secret brotherhood within a secret brotherhood to one day bring down Christianity! Well, my 'code crackers' just discovered that 'The Illuminati' is actually a tool used by ILM to create the sparks that fly when lightsabers collide in Jedi battles.
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
In Dan Brown's 'Angels and Demons' he suggests that . .Spoiler:I pay these crackers too much. 😬
The Illuminati secretly joined the Masons in order to survive as a secret brotherhood within a secret brotherhood to one day bring down Christianity! Well, my 'code crackers' just discovered that 'The Illuminati' is actually a tool used by ILM to create the sparks that fly when lightsabers collide in Jedi battles.
lemme tell you a secret, from one code cracker owner to another...
Spoiler:
when they ask for a pay raise, just sprinkle crack on 'em and they'll shut the f*ck up. if they bring it up again, offer crack sprinkles in their latte (which really wouldn't be latte and they wouldn't mind because it has crack in it.)
worked for me 👆