I'm going out, I may be some time

Started by queeq6 pages

*Han Solo voice* I know.

I'd like to see him on a little tiny tricycle. Like those clowns use.

You just want to use your clown gun.

He'd never stay on it.

Then we can all laugh sadistically when he falls off.

Oh. So I just want to use my clown gun. So you think you know me that well ? Maybe I just want to see Palpy get his robe caught in the spokes and fall over.

No dear. I DO know you THAT well. Now, gives us a kiss. 😄

"I woke up in Bagdad alone,
struck by the heat
my Arabian beauty has gone
back on the street

"Kissing in the daylight
is out of question
kissing in the daylight oh no" - The Monroes

*gives queeq a big kiss, quietly pushes clown gun behind door with foot *

*closes closet door behind them*

*clown gun falls over, accidently goes off, shoots queeq in foot*

oops.

Naughty girl. Now gimme a new foot.

* runs out to automatic foot machine, digs in pocket for change *

Damn ! Not enough quarters !

*looks around, sees ToMacco sleeping under the bar with his shoes off *

Hmmmm.........

Hurry. I'm limping here. I have a new bar to open tomorrow.

Well, I do have this rubber chicken foot in my junk box...

No, I need a real one. Cut off Raz's or RC's or something.

You don't need a new foot for what y ou do..just hop around.

You haven't seen the new bar.

*looks outside*
Ow! there it is!

*hands out 3D glasses *

try these.

Well queeq darling, I've given this a lot of thought. I'm going to give you a JarJar foot.