Reality Shows (Probably Not) coming to a tv near you soon :
Priest Factor - 12 alter boys on an island with a catholic priest and watch the story unfold. Last boy untouched gets to kick the priest in the balls.
SF Homeless Survivor - Twenty-seven conservative politicians are made to live as homeless on the streets of San Francisco. The one who begs the most money gets to take a shower.
Elvis Lives- A group of ten Elvis impersonators are left on a tropical island. Each week, they get clues to find the secret treasure: the world's biggest stash of deep-fried peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Winner gets to go to Disneyland.
Big Momma - Six boys from 14 to 17 are put in a house with an over caring mother and must pass tests like "I want to comb you hair the other way", "bath time" and "if you don't eat everything you can't play ball with your friends".
Kennel Quest - 13 people are trapped in a dog kennel with hungry, rabid dogs. Whoever lives the longest gets to take home one of the dogs.
Michael Jackson Survivor - Fifty-one fertile women from every state in the US are inseminated with Michael Jackson sperm. First one to pop out a kid wins a free plastic surgery of their choice. The children all get to sleep in his bed, and occasionally get to go out in public without wearing a scarf over their face.
Dot-Com Survivor - A group of twenty ordinary computer nerds are given $100 million each. Most spectacular crash wins worthless share options in all the other companies.
Curry Survivor - 10 people are locked in a house with only 1 toilet, fed only curries, losers are voted off by not getting to the bathroom in time. Winner gets a lifetime supply of curry.
Married On The Island Of Dr. Moreau - Twenty five single men and women are stranded on an island inhabited by Marlon Brando and a slew of genetic mutants, who try to marry them.
Big Sister Factor - 10 only-children are strapped into chairs and verbally taunted and attacked by professional big sisters until they truly believe they were an accident or adopted. Winner gets free lifetime counseling.
Rock Quest - Conduct a nationwide quest to find a talentless plumber, a tone-deaf accountant, a musically-challenged computer programmer and a taxidermist, give them heaps of marketing and promotion, and turn them into a world-beating rock group.
Dwarf Survivor - A group of twenty dwarves are placed on a tropical island. Each week, one of them is voted off the island. Last one to leave wins a pair of stilts.
SHRINK OFF - Twenty-five psychopaths are dropped onto a small deserted island, given each a piece of dental floss, a teddy bear, and a piece of paper. Last one left alive gets declared legally sane.
Harlem Knights - - We take 4 contestants and dress them up like Klansmen, put them on a subway, and have them get off at 125th St. in NYC at sunset. They are then required to split up and see who can last until sunrise without either giving up or getting beat down.
Potty Mouth - Put 20 people with Turret Syndrome at a grand final match. The last one to swear, assault someone, stutter, or twitch, wins.
Street Survivor - a group of ordinary men and women are thrown into the streets of LA. The last one to get shot wins one million dollars. Very short episode.
The Weakest Stink - 10 male contestants are quizzed about their personal hygiene. He that stinks the least at the end of round 10 is forced to do the nasty with the host.
JOE AXE - Place about 20 people in the woods with a crazed murderer. Have the psycho chase everyone and kill the people he finds. Last one standing gets to do it all over again next season.
PMS Island - Put a two guys on an island with twenty women and hide a bottle of Midol. See how long they can survive until they find it.
In the Woods - Place seven conservationists in a North American forest during bear mating season. The first one to conclude that their are too many forests wins.
The Weakest Shrink - Place 10 untrained counselors (contestants) in a room each with a psychopath. If the contestant shows any sign of duress they are eliminated. Each round there are more psychopaths per contestant. The last contestant remaining is the Strongest Shrink - Good Bye!
Changing Looms - (for children aged 4 and up)- Each child has the opportunity to swap places with a child that has been stolen for the Indian rug-making slave-trade. The best child-slave worker gets to take home a free rug (when they are 17).
Fort Flatulation - 15 people are sealed into an airtight house and fed only bean burritos & cheap beer. The winner is the last one still breathing.
SURVIVOR SIBERIA - Twenty people are dropped off in the middle of nowhere in Siberia for a month. The person left surviving gets an all-expense paid trip to Alaska.
Parent Quest - five young, successful couples are given a newborn with colic, a tantrum throwing toddler, and a preteen girl. Other bonuses include a 7 year old minivan, a mortgage, bills for braces, broken windows, and other miscellaneous fun stuff. Women can receive complimentary stretch marks and leaky breasts, men get diaper duty. If any couple makes it without swearing abstinence or sterilization wins a lifetime supply of Valium.