Sweetstuff, something U may apreci8 as an Arsenal Fan.....
Bloke on his way home from work in Leeds comes to a dead halt in traffic on
Kirkstall Road, and thinks to himself, Wow, this traffic seems worse than
usual. Nothing's moving."
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars
so he rolls down his window and asks: "Officer what's the hold up?"
The officer replies: "It's a Man U fan, he's just so depressed about losing
the premiership to Arsenal, and been knocked out of Europe and the prospect
of winning F**k all after gobbing off all season, he's threatening to
douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire He says his family hates
him, his mates are all laughing at him and he has never had a job, I'm
walking around taking a collection for him."
"Oh really?" says the executive "How much have you collected so far?".
"So far," replies the policeman "Only about 1/2 a litre, but a lot of people
are still siphoning."
😂 😂 🤣 😂 😂