LotR stories in songs (YOU HAVE TO PARTICIPATE)

If you think you got the beat in you
If you think that you are cool
If you don't exploit it shame on you
Here you will not be a fool
Clap your hands and touch the sky
Cauz you just found heaven
Try writting LotR out in songs and testify
Let yourself go and do this phenomen

C'mon guys, you all have imagination, don't let me down, here's a starter:

I was walking threw Beleriand
And guess who I just saw
Thingol king of Gondolin
Walking in a string
OMG I said to him
Why are you doing that
And he said to me very clearly
Cauz I like to look freackkkkyyyyyy

That was bad, but it should get some of you started. Don't worry for me, I didn't show my true talent yet. SAY HI TO THE KING OF FREESTYLE !!!YAHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Have fun guys (Especially you Darth Sauron).

blowup

I don't know what it means, but I'll take it as a compliment.

(narrator)
They told him don’t you ever come around here
Don’t wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire’s in his eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it

(sauron)
You better run, you better do what you can
(elves)
Don’t wanna see no blood, don’t be a macho man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you wanna be bad

(scenes of siege of Barud Dur while chorus is sung)
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky strong is your fighter
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it

(some orc to sauron)
They’re out to get you, better leave while you can
Don’t wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
So beat it, just beat it

You have to show them that you’re really not scared
You’re playin’ with your life, this ain’t no truth or dare
They’ll kick you, then they beat you,
Then they’ll tell you it’s fair
So beat it, but you wanna be bad

Chorus
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky strong is your fighter (some nice shots of sauron macing people down)
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right
Chorus
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated (not so nice shot of his poor finger being cut)
Showin’ how funky strong is your fighter
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it

hysterical!!

Originally posted by Mandos
I was walking threw Beleriand

Thingol king of Gondolin

Thingol never visited Gondolin 🤨

BURN!!

SWEET

I was exploding on the rhythm of your beat Mandos!

I know! I do this effect sometimes,lol.

Ive created a monster,
cause nowbody wants to see melkor no more,
they want saurin he's much better,
well if you want sauron this is what i'll give ya,
a bit a manwe mixed with some malt liquer,

so melkor was dropped and sauron adopted,
illuvatars pissed and he wants to sock them,
cause saurons not co-operating,
cause he's messin up the music while there all there playin,

his fans have wanted this for so long so stop debating,
let him come into power and start dictating,
i know that youve got a problem manwe,
but we can still be freinds cant we?

Illuvatar: come here and you i will save
Civillian: f#@* that man lets go to saurons rave
M.C sauron: get ready cause this s@*ts about to get heavy,
i just over angband f@#$ you melkor,

this looks like a job for the nine,
who only sauron can comand in time,
first he has to give them rings off power,
then they no longer need to shower. 😆

Weeeeell, This is a story all about how, Sauron's life got upside down/
He'd like to take a min, just sit right there! He'll tell you a how he got to be the king of Mor-dor! *eek..eek..ekekk*

IN East middle earth...born and raised, in mirkwood was where I spent most of my days.../
Chillin our maxin' out , relaxin' all cool, makein' some Rings...out side of my school/
When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started makin' trouble in my neighboorhood/
I got in one little fight and everyone got scared!, SO The white council said 'Get out of there!'/
I whistled for a beast and when it came near, I thought I'd give some gifts to the ppl I feared.../
Rings of power, Extremly rare! so then I said 'Now Yo-Home to Mor-dor!'/
I pulled up to the place about 7 or 8, I erected a tower and then I ate. I looked at my kindom, all the orcs were all here!, Now to sit my throne...fresh king of Mor-dor.

^^LMAO!! 😆

By the way Exabyte, in case you didn't know I wrote nonsense. We all know Turgeon was king of Gondolin, not Thingol
But cmon, Thingol sounds better in a song than Turgeon, no?
listen: lala la lalala Thingol lalala lalala...
and lala la lalala Turgeon lalala lalala... Turgeon is disgusting 😛

You guys are great but is there any more person who wants to take a try

com on don't be shy
It's easy as touching the sky
Come on let's give it hi fi

I think we should do the entire trilogy!

like let someone start with the prolouge, and continue thru all 3 movies...in song...just an idea...

And a great one too!!!!!!!! OK let's start:

When Gandalf came to town
Hobbitebourg to be precise
Before the king of Gondor was crowned
It all started when Sauron rose
And was looking for his ring
That Bilbo stole many years from then
So his Nazgul started chasing
Poor Bilbo in his den

Your turn folks