Would you like to check my figures? (social-announcement part II)

I can't spoil the surprise of course...😉
that I hope you'll have beautiful children 😉

I know, I'm obese 😐

I'm curious now........
Oh well with these genes of course they will be 😊

Oh well, more of you to love then 😐

that's the idea 😉
I'm more worrying about the other genes 😉

ah yes, the excuse of every fat guy 😛

You don't play very nice *pouts* cry
I'm not 😗

Hey' I'd love 😖hifty:

it would work if you would hit me on my chest and then cry out 😖hifty:
you're planning on enhancing them somehow? 😱

not the slim guy with the abs?

*hits you on the chest lightly and does puppy dog eyes* cry
Yes, I'm planning on making the perfect baby droolio although I don't want kids at all......

Everyone needs some love, the slim guy would just feel it more 😖hifty:

oh darn, you missed the hugging part ... a shame ...
that might be a small problem for today's technology... perhaps you should wait a few years? 😉

you're setting up charity works? 😛

*pokes you gently* cry
Oh just let me finish med school, and I'm on my way 😖hifty:

No, spreading the love....literally naughty

you were so close ... now so far... a real shame ❌
then you can finish lawschool and sue people for using your methods 😉

all by yourself? how kind ... is there a waiting list?

*holds onto you* pwease cry
That is true too, I'll be a multi-bazillionaire 😱

Yes all by myself, I'm making the world a better place, and so far no 😉

ah, I thought that would do the trick but it seems I'm used to it already...
and then you can rule the world as father and son... or mom and daughter in your case 😱

put me on as first 😉 ... I need to be made better... a few times... the next millenia even

Then I'll have to hurt you instead, I don't beg 😗
I don't want any kids 😛

But yours wouldn't be a charity case 😉 so I dunno

perfect... everything's going as planned 😖hifty:
so you're planning for others to have a perfect baby? 😱

oh, ... I'm sure we could... give it a twist 😉

*pinches your ass* now give me the details 🥷
No, I'll sell them evillaugh

Possibly possibly, but it'd take some work on your part, you know, flattery, compliments, gifts eyes

you like? been working on it extra hard in the gym 😊
then finish lawschool before you do that cause I do believe that's quite illegal at the moment 😖

how can there not be any of that... this is beyong me...

It's impressive alright 😊
I'll sweet talk my way out of it, everyone caves eventually eyes

So start complimenting 😉

now, is it my turn to check out? 😉
oh I know some pretty resistant people to that ....

I believe in fair crossing... I compliment you do your part 😉

I don't work out at any gym bag
Oh...who then eyes

What, show you some love? naughty
It'll take a lot more than just a compliment 😉

you go out biking and running still though... same ol' same ol'
me 😖hifty:

I thought that was the agreement 😉
I know, but we don't have time for anything else 😉

Do you stalk me? Cause that would be super 😱
I could bend even the most resistant 🥷

Well then I guess you'll have to work twice as hard 😉