Things that make me cry:
tinfoil on a filling
seeing my baby nieces in pain
getting my left nut caught in a vice (it's never happened but I'm sure it would raise a tear or two)
Every time George Bush opens his mouth
When you're a kid and the model you assembled looks nothing like the picture on the box
Thing that makes all the sadness go away:
💃 💃 DANCING BANANAS 💃 💃