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oh dat gives me an idea..........wot would u do to umbridge if u had a wand? (and she was real) excluding the unforgiveable curses

mine would be..................(the spell dat would make her small) and den continually dunking her in puke and den making her large again and den feeding her to a huge crate full of starving blast-ended skrewts

i think i'd get her with the puking slugs thing Ron had in COS

Oh yeah! I remember that. I almost forgot that happened. Poor Ron. 🙁

well, his wand was broken afterall

did you see the movie interviews? they had like different flavored slugs

well, they couldn't feed him real ones, now could they?

HAvent been in here for ages .... ne new plans to torure umbridge

beyond the jelly fish? no.

😂 ... well lets upgrade to portugese man of war .....

and a nice box jellyfish

I reckon, right, that we should Transfigure her into a spider and use her in one of Snape's potions! Then she'd be useful at last!

but then she'd be gone. couldn't entertain ourselves torturing her if she's dead.

Yeah. She's too fun to torture to let her die completely.

yup lol ummm anymore ideas? i read in a fanfic some spells called sufidala and crucio maxima they'r supposed to attack the spirit and body and the crucio maxima is so strong that it leaves cuts as well as the usual pain crucio gives.....so we could try them on her repeatedly and den connect one electrode to her left foot and the other to her right foot and start electrifying (not electrocuting cuz we'r not gonna kill her)

put some jumper cables on her and hook her up to a truck

make hoof noises and watch her have hysterics... 😈

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😂 thats a good one

allways a good idea