Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

YAY! Flamethrowers! That shoot Greek Fire!!! Fun Stuff!!!

what a nice thing for you to do.
I've always wanted to go in an army navy store...

they have cool clothes

yeah.
so...we go to army/navy store and get lotsa pretty weapons to whack umbridge with

Yay Army/Navy! Maybe we can get a tank.......

and a rocket launcher

and a nuclear sub!

but where would we put it?

My wine cellar?

is there enough water in there?

We could pour out all the wine.

waste of the wine really

True....WE DRINK IT!

brilliant! but we still need water for the sub

I'm currently near Erie, the lake...

not many volcanoes there

but good for the sub!

that's true. but how will we get it in there?

Um....push it?

that would be rather difficult