Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

lol good one MK

thanks 😄

find out wot she's allergic to, den surround her wit it. if she's not allergic to anything, we can always get the centaurs.

allways a good back up plan.
you think she's allergic to peanuts?
*finds a can of peanuts*

hayfever? dust allergy? she's gotta be allergic to something

we could throw a bunch of cats at her, see if that works

Nah, rabid pitbulls work better.

then how will we know if she's allergic to them?

locker in a room with killer bees

good idea

and red ants

and those freaky beetles from The Mummy

sarabs yes we can use them 😄

lots of them

ewww there be a right mess after

are you sure? the beetles are rather thurough

how 'bout termites? 😱

they eat wood

yes, but if we get a hord of starved and mutant termites, they'll eat Umbridge! Muwahahahahaha!!!!!! 😈

Maybe we could pull her heart out and slowly drop her down into a pit of lava, just like what they did in 'Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom'.