Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

old yes. lovely no. she is batty, but nothing close to me. yea we all lost it cause of me.

shouldn't we be destroying Umbridge right now?

or setting me on fire?

No more fires for you, Sartan!!!

ya know we could always just torture umbridge

or me!

no. this is a thread for attacking Umbridge, not you.

well, I'll disguise myself as Umbridge.

it'll never work

sure it will. *puts on disguise of Umbridge.*

I won't fall for that!

*coughs like Umbridge*

nope.

ok, so i need to put on a couple hundred pounds. that is why we have McDonald's

it is indeed!
but you still won't pull it off

i could do what the guy in supersize me did.

but then you risk killing yourself with a heart attack

that is a risk. and i'll take it.

take one for the team?

yes exactly