Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Originally posted by [Ms_dEaTh]
Umbridge? The cheek! 'Tis a lovely woman! 😠

if you say so.................... volde v umbridge?............... i think that it should be a proper fight, no wands, cuz otherwise he would just use avada kedavara....... and poof, that would be it..............

i think a proper fight would be much more interesting to watch............... any1 wanna buy a ticket?

tickets! get your fight tickets here!

I want to have one...
So what is your idea of fighting?

Wearing boxing gloves?

nah cat fight voldie is a bit of a girl i ll have two tickets please

ok.................. her ya go *passes the tickets*
that will cost ya 2chocolate frogs 😛

does anyone know the odds on this fight?............. any1 wanna bet on the winner?

4-1 odds on Voldy

can i come too? 💃 i can't wait! i am currently reading the fifth harry potter book. even though i already read it 2 times before! 🙂

of course you can.

oh, and i came up with some new ways to torture her even more after the fight! 😈

I HATE UMBRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( i've just got to the part when she calls Harry a liar 🙂 ) AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

perhaps if she was introduced to Grawp....

yeah............ i think hed make friends with her.............. he needs a wife..... dont u think?....
i can5 just see him tying her to a tree and firing her across the forbidden forest *sigh*
oh to hear her screaming in pain 👿

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh the perfect married couple.

hehe 😄

Originally posted by cheeky munkey
ok.................. her ya go *passes the tickets*
that will cost ya 2chocolate frogs 😛

does anyone know the odds on this fight?............. any1 wanna bet on the winner?

Grawp could whack her a few times with a large tree.......

I was going to say...don't we want to torture Umbridge? Not Grawp. ooo....poor Hagrid....seeing as he is Grawp's older (half-) brother. 📖

hagrid could bring a few hypogriffs to introduce to her

thos poor hippogiffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙁
but maybe we can burn out her eyes and then voldy will be sure to torture her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😮‍💨

[QUOTE]whoever wrote this has problems!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!