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we know your worth alot no need to prove nothin!!

Nice person speaks nice words to Saratn. Is it true what she says?

of course i speak the truth!!!

Your so kind to Saratn...

Originally posted by Ulrichs*babe*91
of course i speak the truth!!!

nice sig btw

Saratn heard that.
((terrific. just noticed it too...))

you're not allowed to set yourself on fire and you know it!

Saratn didn't know that.

Then what does saratn know, exactly? 🤨

Saratn does not know the answer to that.

I thought as much

Satatn should be allowed. It's his right! I'd join him. Fire is so very pretty... pretty, perfect flickering flames...

let's all worship the fire! for I am the Flametorcher...the HUMAN TORCH!!! BOW DOWN MORTALS!!! oh, and when are we gonna do plan A? Nobody is allowed to take our matches away!

too late

well then..I have a super turbo flametorcher thingy that is even BETTER than matches. 💃

*confiscates it*
no you don't

STOP DOING THAT!!! GIMME IT BACK!!!
*mutters under breath*meanie. Goes to Happy Place, takes out private store of matches and lights the dancing banana on fire.

Run MistressofSnape, don't let her get you!!! Save yourself

bit late for that.
*drops a bucket of water on Mistress*

MAHAHAHAHA! I shall conquer all that get in my way!