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bamboo torture?

Hey, I'm as lost as you. *shrugs*

it contains the word torture, so it must be good.

cannibal torture!

you are not eating her!

Saratn wants some food.

go catch a chicken

Saratn hates chicken. Saratn wants real meat.

go catch a cow then

Saratn thinks piggy is real meat

*drops a pig on his head*
there.

Not that piggy silly!

Originally posted by Maikahyandowen
it contains the word torture, so it must be good.

best torture is to EAT piggy.

no!

Saratn don't eat the piggy and it's froggy not piggy. plus froggy taste nasty unless you dip it in chocolate. so we can have chocolate- covered froggy. YAY!

ewww!

Originally posted by sephiroth rules
i suggest bamboo torture

whats that include 😐

presisely what I want to know

maybe we get bamboo and whack her over the head with it