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bamboo torture is wen u get bamboo sticks n u shove them under her (umbridge's) fingernails

Originally posted by MerMorgan02
MK's right. you 2 can be used for more useful things... 😏

Originally posted by sephiroth rules
bamboo torture is wen u get bamboo sticks n u shove them under her (umbridge's) fingernails

Toothpicks? Saratn wants a toothpick.

no.

Why can't he?

can't imagine what you'd do with them

Saratn just wants a toothpick

ill give saratn a toothpick

*hands saratn a toothpick*

there you go

shove a broomstick up her ass, thats what i would have done if i was a student at hogwarts.

very creative of you

saratn thanks great friend of his.

how about shove a firework up her ass whats that one brand called that fred and george always set off in book 5?

those wet start ones?

Saratn wants fireworks!

only if you use them on UMBRIDGE

Saratn will Saratn will!

promise?

Yes

ok...
*gives Sartan a crate full of fireworks*
you use them on yourself and I'm taking them back!