Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

I do have a hobby

I go on Km forums

that's your hobby

Yep and i read alot

reading is always good

how many times hav i said this?
GET BAK TO UMBRIDGE

we are on umbridge fool

stabs through heart with katana

only using five words always

you can't kill her!

she of course wont die

shes a vampire i swear

it had to be wooden

if we kill her, we can't entertain ourselves torturing her anymore

so dont stab with metal

good idea

i am sooamazing

okay... what happened to umbridge?

hiding somewhere

i stabbed her with a steel katana
than we figured out shes a vampire so she didnt die
we should all get glowing crosses so she burns in the light of God

(I mean no offense to any non-Catholics in saying that!!)

I'm not catholic, but it makes sense anyway.
I don't suppose you happen to run around with a bunch of these crosses?

maybe

*reaches into her fat rolls and takes out 3 dozen crosses*

but only a few

you think it'll be enough?

i dont know