Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

WHY NOT?

you know why

NO

you're not allowed to eat them!

SARATN CAN TRY

you will do no such thing!

*evil glare* WHO'S GOING TO STOP ME?

*draws her sword*
me

YOU AND WHAT ARMY?

*points at her army of rottweilers*
that army.

PUPPIES!

they don't like you.

SARATN HAS ALWAYS WANTED A PUPPY!

the puppies are rabid and want to eat you

SARATN WOULDN'T MIND THAT

obviously. now go find some sporks

*singing* Going to find some sporks for piggy.
Going to find some sporks for piggy
Going to find some sporks for piggy
So Saratn can eat her up.

she is not for eating!

THEN WHY IS SARATN GETTING SPORKS?

so we can poke her with them of course