Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

no eating Umbridge!

we'll tape your mouths up if you dont stop nibberling

nibberling?

small bites 😂

ohh

😄

such a funny word

an odd word ....

that too

yup

no nibbling on Umbridge allowed!

not allowed ...we need her to torture

yes. eating her would be detrimental to our purposes

u eat her we'll have to torture u ... or kill you to get umbrige back 😄

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that's not fair! if we eat her then she'll be tortured. so we can eat her. fried and dipped in chocolate. I'm sharing with saratn and ya'll can't have none cuz ya'll are mean! Eating her is sufficient torture.

no it isn't! she'll be dead and then we won't be able to torment her anymore!

yeah, didn't think about that. 😮 i guess i'll never be able to have my chocolate frog. 🙁 oh well i'll settle with a cattle prod.

*hands her one*

hey wots goin on?
i hav an idea how about reducing her to mince very VERY slowly