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making money sound good

true

😛 yup

but she'll be awfully nasty looking if we skin her

she'd be all slimmy

ewwwwwy

😘

what would we do with the skinned Umbridge?

put her in al life size blender

and fry her. then add mustard, ketchup, hot sauce, and a dash of lime.

ewww

well if you're blending her, you got to fry her to make her taste good. And what's better than hot sauce, ketchup and mustard. Don't forget the lime. That right there is a dish! ✅

you're not eating her!

but you're gonna blend her. that's the best way for me to fry her. why not? 😕

we're skinning her, that's all

fry the blened contents

eww

😘 i kno

she'll be a pretty nasty sight if we skin her too

i know 😘 but hey its umbridge shes a nasty sight with skin