NO YOUR ALL WRONG. REMEMBER THIS?
[quote]I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA!!! WE CAN HAVE A POOL OF OIL TIE HER UP THROW HER IN AND SET HER ON FIRE!!!
and roast marshmallows
but roasting marshmallows would be sooo much fun.
have you ever seen LittleGilraen's avatar? it has a spork
I GOTS THE POOL OF OIL, AND GOT THE ROPE!
she's kinda fat. how we going to get her in the oil?I get the matches!!!
I don't know. we will test it on someone...test it on me!
Saratn, we are not throwing you in the oil!
aww...i wanted to be the human torch...
you'd be the human piece of charcol.
YAY...wait is that a good thing? ((joking))
you might be useful at a barbecue
I love barbecues!
not when you're the one that's on fire Saratn!
ok, so give me the matches and i'll start it up...
we still haven't resolved getting Umbridge into the oil
yes we have...use me as a test dummy.
no. that would be a bad idea. I'd have to geta new Saratn, cause you'd be in the hospital, and you know how expensive Saratns are.
yes i am expensive!
so we can't very well go and throw you in the oil, now can we?
well can i light the fire?
I wanna light the fire
We both can. you take the matches....and i am the human torch, like Lord Denethor.
no! you are not setting yourself on fire![/quote]
SARATN'S ORIGINAL PLAN AND HE ALREADY HAS STARTED IT.