Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Started by Maikahyandowen606 pages

get back on some semblance of a topic

I say we roast her slowly like a duck

mwahaha Im wearing an invisibility cloak you cant catch me

Originally posted by Prince Nauj
mwahaha Im wearing an invisibility cloak you cant catch me

Then we call Filch's cat to spot u 😄

Originally posted by Esaul
I say we roast her slowly like a duck

Or how bout we just hang her up like a pinyata, n den every1 knows what happens(no putting pointy sticks in her behind).

We use a mace if she is one! 😄

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Then we call Filch's cat to spot u 😄

Or how bout we just hang her up like a pinyata, n den every1 knows what happens(no putting pointy sticks in her behind).


that cat needs a man

And who is it do you suggest?

Filch

Probably Nauj himself🙂. Or filthy Filch.

About the mace, Why dont we just use a baseball bat? Altho a mace is fine with me.

DP loves my auntie 😛

MACES ARE SPIKEY THOUGH

Originally posted by Prince Nauj
DP loves my auntie 😛

Right🙄 No one loves her.

Originally posted by Esaul
MACES ARE SPIKEY THOUGH

It'll probably rip her a$$ off her body, then there wont be anything to hit.

SPIKEY SPKIEY SPIKEY

Wrong spelling of Spikey though.

You must be a friend of the Bloody baron.

How would you spell SPIKEY then? oO

Who must be the friend of who?

Originally posted by Esaul
How would you spell SPIKEY then? oO

Who must be the friend of who?

U spelled spikey wrongly the second time u said it.

I said u must be a friend of slytherin's ghost(bloody baron) coz u like spikey things.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i see now. i was typing fast 😛

Nope. I'm a pyro! I love fire!

*takes matches and starts lighting them before maik comes*

Can i borrow some of the matches?
Coz its probably a long time since Umbridge had her hair burnt.

Nooooooooooooooooooo You haven't seen the master plan yet! I will show you AFTER you post again 😄

*carries a fire extinguisher to extinguish Esaul in case he sets fire to himself*