Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

nup shes the greatest

Umbridge? what can i say? not only was she oblivious, like all the ministry, to the fact that Lord Voldermort had returned, but she was also so eager to impress the minister that she was willing to perform the cruciatus curse on harry. she even attempted to give him veritaserum. Thankfully Snape gave her the wrong stuff intentionally. everyone stop giving snape a hard time. u saw how immature james and sirius were. no wonder snape hated them. you'd be surprised how powerful a sorcerer snape is

trying to use the veritaserum doesn't mean anything. snape threatened to use it on him too. the cruciatus curse on the other hand............ sic her Nazgul!!!!

This is a general thing that a lot of people love the evil characters. There is Voldemort or Draco or Snape or Sauron ( 😄) and many people love them. But I haven't known any person who loves Umbridge. And I can understand it. 🤪
KILL HER!!!

If I was Harry I had cut her off all her sausage-fingers one by one.
How to do that? I don't know; maybe a Petrificus Totalus 😉

http://www.stormynights.org/umbridge/ <- cool 🙂
http://www.typical-loser.com/umbridge/ <- nice, too
http://hate.spiffy-ness.ca/umbridge/ <- look at the heading picture 😉

Originally posted by shadow link
nup shes the greatest

WTF is a nup?
I know Noob; n00b; nub and so on; all "Newbie"
and i know nap or n@p or n4p; all "Never-A-Pro" (Counter-Strike)

or with a knofe. that's the good old fashioned way of cutting things. nice and painful too. 😈 👿

whoa. meant knife.

knofe.......... fun word! i like it. i just have to find a meaning for it.

of course with a knife! the petrificus totalus is just because she shouldnt move 😉

naw... she needs to writhe in pain while we do this.

Hello all! I've not finnished to read the 5th book yet....but I can't help it to say how much I hate Umbridge! she is hendious !!! what about that horrible punishment she made on Harry's hand?!? that's cruelty! OK, I've not read what end she will have but I HOPE she will be punished very hard! 😠

you'll hate her more before the end. maybe if we poured salt in the wound after we attacked her w/ the knife. that'd hurt even more!

then ruuuuuub it in............ 👿 👿 😈

yea, but we need something more... painful!
😉 maybe.... we could... hmm... put acid in open cut wounds!

ohh yeah! i love those plans! can i help??? 😈

and you're right Maikahyandowen! i wanna hear her bursting with pain, yelling and struggeling... hehehe great! and before she dies the cruciatus course... that'll cure her... 😈

I wish i could make her write lines with her own blood

yeah, but that's not cruel enough! 😈 perhaps as first step for our evil plan! 😈

yes. that's step one. step two is the finger chopping. step three is the crucious curse again and again and again............

er..... writing lines with her own pen, but keep doing salt in the wound...