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Hey, I just saw this.

NEWS REPORT: This just in, locals have spotted mysterious flying objects which are flying in every direction from an empty place. Authorities have been called and will investigate these 'U.F.O' sightings. Please keep all windows closed as we do not know what these objects can do. This is <confidential> reporting for M.B.C(Meat-headed Broadcasting corporation)

*throws basket-balls at everyone*

*catches basketball and throws it back at him... hard.*

*dodges and then throws acorns at D-Fly*

I SAID WHERE IS ME MATCHES???????

Here... *hands esaul a box of matches*

*throws hex's at everyone* oops, my bad, didn't realize I had my wand in my hand *turns everyone back to normal*

😈*steals some of Esauls matches and dips them in water and then throws them at people*

*starts to play with matches*

*puts dp in full body bind* No throwing!

*disapparates before d-fly can complete spell*

Good, he's gone.

*puts everything on fire*

😈 I'm back!!!

Fine, I'll leave the throwing to the three broomsticks thread.

So.....where's the hag? My hand's are itching to hex her.

*extinguishes the flame* Esaul, don't you know that it's bad to play with fire?

*cries*

Look what you did! *goes to comfort esaul*

It's bad to play with fire....unless....d-fly, bring Esaul with and tell him to bring matches. How do you guys feel about having an Umbridge-bonfire....Guy-fawkes style?

*looks up* thanks. does that mean i can play with matches?

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Originally posted by Esaul
*looks up* thanks. does that mean i can play with matches?

Esaul my man, that means that you not only get to play with matches, you get to light the bonfire...and Umbridge of course. So what do you say, partner?

YAY!

Then let's do it partner. d-fly, do you wanna join us? we will have fun watching the hag scream and get third-degree burns.