Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Originally posted by Maikahyandowen
you did?

I called him a smart wanker...At least I think I did. 😕

DP's not a wanker.

Now, *takes a stone and proceeds to drop it on Umbridge* Who's Umbridge?

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
DP's not a wanker.

Now, *takes a stone and proceeds to drop it on Umbridge* Who's Umbridge?

You are!

No I'm not.

OMG! LOL! I'd forgotten that you had said "DP's not a wanker"

I was trying to say that you're Umbridge! God that made me laugh! I didn't realize it looked like I was trying to say that you're a wanker.

Yeah.

So who's Umbridge.....what does she look like?

You are Umbridge you look just like her. Here look in this mirror! *Hands DP a magic mirror that will make his reflection look like Umbridge's instead of his.*

I don't like mirrors *gives the mirror back to x hp*

Really? It's not a mirror actually it shows your future.

I don't believe in fortune telling and I hate divination😛

Good because I lied. I'm not gonna carry a mirror in my pocket! I'm scared of the future!

It tell you how much of your body is musclues (hehe can't spell) and how much is body fat.

what to think about Dolores Umbridge???? She's bad, boring, fat and solitary. Also she's complic harry's life in all fifth book and in the sexth book go to the Dumbledore's funeral, when a red that i say this woman is crazy but there i understand my hatred for this person.

Dolores Umbridge you're sucks.....

The Centaur was the best...

Hey

DP doesn't like mirrors? vampire!!!!

I don't have sharp canines nor do I drink blood nor am I afraid of garlic nor do I speak like a vampire, so therefore I'm not a vampire😛

so you say!

I'd rather be a vampire hunter😛

omg! i love your sig cheetah girl! i totally love Carrie Underwood. I was rooting 4 her ever since i saw her auditioned!but anyway, i fricken HATE Dolores Jane Umbridge *shudders* she creeps the stuffing outta me! ugly toad!

Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
omg! i love your sig cheetah girl! i totally love Carrie Underwood. I was rooting 4 her ever since i saw her auditioned!but anyway, i fricken HATE Dolores Jane Umbridge *shudders* she creeps the stuffing outta me! ugly toad!

Ooh, she shivers your timbers😛.....jk

Well, this here is the place to be if you want to cause nothing but pain for the scum sucking toad.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Well, this here is the place to be if you want to cause nothing but pain for the scum sucking toad.

She's a pig!