Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Started by Maikahyandowen606 pages

pokemon? that show's an insult to humanity

Haven't been on here in awhile. Neglecting the Umbridge torture, I am. So, what's been happening? And I agree Pokemon is an insult to humanity. They've kilt it so many times and revived, it's a vampire, sucking the life from the hapless people who watch it. Don't know about you, but I've always felt brain dead after watching it.

maybe we should sic a vampire on Umbridge

Sounds like a good idea. Though for some unknown reason it seems like her (Umbridge) blood should be green. I don't know...just don't see her with red blood...Strange.

green? seems likely I guess

Ahem Ahem

boo!!

agh!

😂 Scared ya!! 😱

*points at Umbridge* Are we forgetting about her again?? 😕

noooo

AHem ahem

You know you've said the same thing twice in a row? 😱

he does it on purpose

😱 He's sexy in front of me on purpose too!!

*points at Umbridge (who is lying on the floor)* Why is she so stiff??...And pale??? *prods Umbridge* And Cold!!!???? 😖

sexy? eww. I think I may vomit.

did someone kill Umbridge???

That's naughty 😏..jk

*prods Umbridge again* 😱 I think she passed out drunk!!

drunk? how'd she get drunk?

Ahem Ahem

Originally posted by Maikahyandowen
drunk? how'd she get drunk?

I had a party at my house yesterday and she was really drunk! She wanted to go striking (sp?) but thankfully she decided to just keep on drinking! 😛

Originally posted by Prince Nauj
Ahem Ahem

Mr. Rawry!!! hug

streaking?