Put the wood in a pile, Oh, I might have forgotten the rope, *finds rope* we tie her up, tie her to some wood so that she's not directly in the fire, then we put lighter fluid on the wood, and then we light the wood.
http://www.angrin.tlri.gov.tw/grin/animal/pig17-1a.jpg
^^ THOSE ARE PIGLETS BEHIND THE FENCE THINGY (SORRY CAPS LOCK IS ON)