Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

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MerMorgan02 I Am On Errantry

like umbridge???EW!! she's like my 7th grade teacher. I remember her well.....She even had the pink cardigon. Mousy hair, check, fat and toad-like, check, Poisoned Honey personallity, check, racest, check, All she needed was the black evil quill, and the wand, and viola, The perfect umbridge. I'm dead serious.

MerMorgan02 I Am On Errantry

Hey, how about we feed my seventh grade teacher 2 Norbert!? She shall tourcher students No More!

Maikahyandowen Entropy

don't want Norbert to get full before we feed him Umbridge. but as long as we're ridding the world of that particular nuisence, it might not matter. could save Umbridge for later. after we whack her some more.

ladygrim The Grim piratess
Originally posted by MerMorgan02
like umbridge???EW!! she's like my 7th grade teacher. I remember her well.....She even had the pink cardigon. Mousy hair, check, fat and toad-like, check, Poisoned Honey personallity, check, racest, check, All she needed was the black evil quill, and the wand, and viola, The perfect umbridge. I'm dead serious.

nope shes like my english teacher.....umbridge+whore= mrs garcia

Maikahyandowen Entropy

is it just me, or are there a lot of Umbridge teachers running around?

MerMorgan02 I Am On Errantry

It's probably just me. (not u)

MerMorgan02 I Am On Errantry

lol seriously, Mrs. L is terrible. It looks like Norbert is going to be full very soon. ✅

Maikahyandowen Entropy

hopefully not. we have so many nasty people for him to eat.

MerMorgan02 I Am On Errantry

Check list 4 Norbert: Mrs.L, Mrs. Garcia, Damon(my bro), and Umbridge

Maikahyandowen Entropy

why Damon?

MerMorgan02 I Am On Errantry

Because He's mean, stupid, evil, stupid, rude, stupid, etc.....

Maikahyandowen Entropy

you said stupid three times.

MerMorgan02 I Am On Errantry

My point presisly. 🙂

Maikahyandowen Entropy

of course...laughing

lioness_pride Senior Member

do you think norbert would eat my english teacher too if i asked him very nicely? she has a pink cardigan too.
and MerMorgan02, that is not very nice giving your brother to a dragon. English teachers are ok, but siblings? ummm no 😉

AddictedToBoys Senior Member
Originally posted by MerMorgan02
Hey, how about we feed my seventh grade teacher 2 Norbert!? She shall tourcher students No More!

Morg, it's acctually a good idea. that means i get out of three writing assignments and a field trip(maybe) 🙂 🙂 🙂

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~DaPirateFreak~ Senior Member
Originally posted by Maikahyandowen
is it just me, or are there a lot of Umbridge teachers running around?

There was a report on some teacher in Japan (i think) That a kid write a sorry letter 4 being l8 4 class in his own blood!!!! shock Does that answer ur question???

ladygrim The Grim piratess

Originally posted by MerMorgan02
Check list 4 Norbert: Mrs.L, Mrs. Garcia, Damon(my bro), and Umbridge

all tho it wud be fun to see her being attaked by norbet can i kill garcuia myself i have alot of hatred built up inside for her that i need to be rid of

Maikahyandowen Entropy

maybe we could just let Grawp step on her. SQUISH!!!!!!

lioness_pride Senior Member

now, that would be fun!!! 👿 😈
but what could we do with her after that? it will be all ewwy and squishy and... well.. ewwy, and then we will have to clean grawp's feet! yukky. 😘 😘 😘 😘 umbridge guts!!! 😘 😘