Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Started by MerMorgan02606 pages

Well, then, I guess I know I'm alive... sometimes. So I'm sorta 80 % alive, 19.5% dead.

And .5% insane. 😛

wow. impressive figures

You bet! But there's always room to lend to hating umbridge!

Exactly where did she go....?

Originally posted by MerMorgan02
*peers* *pokes* ZOMG, it IS emily__fletcher!!!!!!!!! *hugs*

Haha, Hi to you too, MK. I'm glad I'm alive.... I AM alive, right...? 😕

AND, YESS!!!!! Time to have Umbridge meet her May-kah!!! 😖hifty:

😱 She remembers meh. hug How are you?

don't think it's easy to forget you

Originally posted by FallenxAngel
😱 She remembers meh. hug How are you?

Not half-bad! It's great to be back for one thing! *bursts into chorus of "I've Been Everywhere, Man"*

I missed you all! hug Anything especially new occur while I've been.... not here?

they lost Umbridge

Oh no, I've been keeping her down in my basement strapped to a bed torturing her..................but she seems to like it.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Maikahyandowen
don't think it's easy to forget you

slidethanks?

Originally posted by MerMorgan02
Not half-bad! It's great to be back for one thing! *bursts into chorus of "I've Been Everywhere, Man"*

I missed you all! hug Anything especially new occur while I've been.... not here?

hmm nope not much... just hunting for umbridge etc.

Originally posted by InnerRise
Oh no, I've been keeping her down in my basement strapped to a bed torturing her..................but she seems to like it.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

😈 let her out.

Originally posted by InnerRise
Oh no, I've been keeping her down in my basement strapped to a bed torturing her..................but she seems to like it.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

😆

how're we supposed to wreak pain and punishment upon her if she's locked in the basement?

Shame on you, InnerRise, you're hogging all the fun!

[insert pouting smilie here]

mmm Imma go down there and bring her up. *grabs baseball bat*

Sorry.

I actually unchained her and unlocked the door a day or 2 or go.

I told her to leave, but she just keeps saying, "I'm not done yet."

I haven't been back down there since. Creeped me out.

You all are welcome to go get her out of my basement though.

I believe she chained herself back up. Here's the key.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

eat Ok. Ignore any screaming if you happen to hear any.

Sweet! 😆 MK, FallenxAngel and I are gonna go to InnerRise's basement and beat the Carp (fish) outta Umbridge! You in!?

*shines mace*
ah, NOW we can have some fun

😈 Lets go.

Oh, almost forgot.

Umbridge is the one in the THIRD BED FROM THE LEFT WALL. Ignore the others.

You may say, "This can't be her"...................but it is. I got kind of carried away.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

hmm alright.