Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Actually, my grammar is not as bad as you would think. I already said I do not have the life someone born in June or July has. I just have nothing to say.

I say things like, some movie would not had been ever existed like if it were not for people younger than me, the shows being for people older than me's humour, but this one a kids' movie or teens', too.

None of this affects me. It's just some movie about people born in a more modern world than me, with blonder hair and brighter eyes..

Speaking of Umbridge, it would be neat to drop her in a witch Pre-K and one in 1989-1991. dev

eh? what about June/July b-days? that just doesn't make any sense

witch pre-k, 1989-1991?

My best friend is born in July. (was)

I went to Pre-K then. That would be an ideal time to drop her in. Meet my witch oversears and the brat children to accompany them.

ohh

I don't know, they'd have to be awfully bad to compete with Umbridge on the nastiness level

What's worse, brat classmates or Umbridge: rrr... first the kids, then Umbridge..

I would make a Thread called throw tomatos at the classmates, see.. but I would need ppl who could participate like so.. 😬

Umbridge looks like she will explode..

she's too flabby to explode

Not quite as much an Oompa Loompa as my classmates wanted to be.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umbridge#Dolores_Umbridge

Well.. I guess she'll.. now, I am confused bc I think the kids are the problem.. This story just does not reflect to me.

Umbridge is an incapable toad, a real animal toad. Did you see the frogs featured in The Triplets of Belleville? It is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny.

Umbridge's brain is blown. Nobody likes her. She isn't sexy. She always gets antsy for attention. She needs to be like Sharpay in HSM2, in some clin'c.

If not, maybe someone else takes over her. I had wanted a doctorate in Music Ed, but I don't think I'm doing that now.. I can come up with a funny list..

Why not have her X-plode, though.. hrm.........

if she explodes it will cause a horrendous mess, and I'm sure it will smell terrible.

Originally posted by Maikahyandowen
you're an odd sort of person.

I wonder if Umbridge is like Cho. I was saying that Cho feels uncomfortable around Harry since people said they just hated her. They feel the feeling that they need to leave or else something bad would happen - before it's too late..

............I don't think it is possible for her to suffer in Azkaban.. I mean.. the lame people will always like her, or people who supposedly hurt.. 😬 This is disturbing me.. Basically, she's just getting away with everyone's heart.

It would be funny to smell some explosion of hers.. People would not know what to think about that.... (still)

What if she turned into a werewolf?

I think Azkaban would do wonders for Umbridge. give her a nice taste of unhappiness. or we could let the centaurs at her again.
nah, the exploded Umbridge smell would be terrible
If a werewolf bit her the poor thing would get sick

😑 Who is she anyway? (Not Umbridge)

in all honesty I have absolutely no idea whatsoever

Since I was a suck up, I want to win some academic award, something that ppl notice, and be invited to eat tea and crackers with her, have it filmed, and watch everyone watch it. 😄😄😄😄

tea and crackers?

It's what ails me.. (craves me..)

interesting choice

What else would you eat? Sugar waffles and coke? Lazagna? I'll be skinny..

tea just doesn't go with crackers

It's the only thing, though.

Well.. like.. maybe, a huge feast with Umbridge and some other notable spectators.

beating her bloody is much more fun