Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Started by Freâk'n'Zömbí606 pages

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no precious, they ssstole it preiciouss. bagginsesss (UMBRIDGESESS???) stole it from usss.....

(just trying something 😖hifty: )

ack! kill it! kill it!!

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kill
kill
kill
KILL!!!!!!
WHEEEEEEE!!! killllllll

Me shock....*puts on froggy mask again*

Bwah Bwah Bwah Bwaaaahhh

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yeah.....KILL!!! 😑

*puts froggy mask on Pif*

Look theres Umbridge....GET HER

*whacks the Umbridge with her mace* ha!

whp is umbridge? background story plz

have you read HP and the order of the phoenix?
she is this lady who is a total evil freak (no offense to other freaks) and this thread is all about KILLING HER!!!!! only we never can because she is now sum indestroyable zombie (this was i get to bash her as hard as i want with a frying pan and i wont feel guilty).

no i haven't read the order of the phoenix.

Well she is just this evil teacher who looks like a toad who has realy bad fashion sence ✅

*hits her* chair

i hate her but i might poke her

bonk
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow OW OW OW OWWW OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! cry
*throws frog mask away*
STOP HITTING ME, GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!! *rubs head* crying

now.....now i HATE FNB!!!!!! 😛
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA......*takes lioness_pride's frying pan and hits FNB over the head 89023654981736450817236490857610238467591378465018723645017836405781630487561037846 times*
HA!!! 😛

( 😆 😖hifty: )

'hem hem. wands away. books out. copy page 347 onto a CLEAN sheet of parchment.'

(in other words can i please have my frying pan back?)

LMFAO 😂

you have some sort of emotional attatchment to that frying pan?

*steals da frying pan*

Look she ran off with it

*points at maiki* (cant b stuffed writting ur name 😛)