Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Started by Freâk'n'Zömbí606 pages

~an hour later~

hmm...my bum hurts

*gets up and goes looking around*

hmmm....this b a strange looking marking's

*looks at all the footprints that have seemd 2 of been some1 going around in circles*

i had nothing to do with that...kiddie

*glares at Maika*
i KNOW u didn't...t'was me whatthe

i knew that....fool_fly

^^i luv that smilie 😆

it's the greatest!

🤘

we need to hunt Umbridge
*goes looking*

mmm?....oh right... *cough*

*gets out a bulldozer and starts flattening everything down*

where is the b!tch?

gah! *runs from the bulldozer*

*c's bulldozer heading 4 me*
shock

Ugh....She's that way *points in Maika's deirection*

Ah! She's on the bulldozer!!!!

*looks for a spell to turn her into a cat...look's for bloodthirsty dog*

kill it!! *jumps on the bulldozer, waving her mace*

shock
thats ME on the bulldozer!!!!!!!....nooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooo shocking

Wat do u mean No?

YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 😆

😱
oh sh!t shock

*shuts eyes*

if you're not Umbridge, then were is she?

i always thought it was a cool trick she did when making harry's hands bleed like that 😛

HEHE! buldozers! 😛 lemme see 1!

...i'm.....i'm not dead?...or dieing?...PHEW 😄

*runs over Umbridge wiv bulldozer but doesn't realise*

so...where is she?