Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Started by celestial_moon606 pages

too true...it gets rid of umbridge at the least. but what about her clone?

was that teacher nice?

NO! never! she was an old witch, and she is an exact replica of umbridge. doesn't that scare u?

cry

you know, i realized my old teacher (mrs. petrella...something like that) was like umbridge...and she looked like her too. AIEEEEEEEEE!!! I WAS TAUGHT BY UMBRIDGE!

i don't know about you mermorgan, but i'm scarred.

I'm freakin' out! 🤪 😱

lol. i'm just scarred for life.

thank god we don't have to learn from the same teachers over and over again. otherwise, i'd bang my head on my desk if i had the same first grade teacher (the one who reminded me of umbridge)

Scary scared

Ok lets get back to bashing toadface shall we evillaugh

yes let's. i saw this special on National Geographic today, and i'm thining we should drop her in a tank of pirahnas.

no no no no no no!!!!
NO!!!!!
not painful enough!!!!!......gotta make her suffer THEN the perahna's can 'av her ✅ evillaugh

hhhhmmmmmmmm.............wat to do...wat to do..........................

That very brutal looking deathtrap in Slaughterhouse(MK Deception)....
that meatgrinder thingy. But piranhas sound appealing.

pirahnas..and...some electric eels, stingrays..

we dip a limb at a time. for example: her toes for 15 minutes, then one foot, then the other foot toes, etc.

^^hehehe^^ 😈

Wow that's cruel even for Umbridge. 10 minutes for her toes, not 15.

Nah I say 30 evillaugh Bye the end of that she wont have no toes

OK, it looks like umbridge has some appointments 2 keep b4 she is burried alive! 😂

oh, she has a LOT of appointments to go to.

Let's count em off, shall we? lemme c, Parahanas, electric eels, stingrays, maybe we could toss in the electric chair if we're feeling really cruel, any more?

CHINESE WATER TORCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!