Isn't Canadian Moose Special?

Started by Canadian Moose28 pages
Originally posted by silver_tears
Too late droolio naughtiness turns moi on diva
Never change moosey cry stay "after school special" special blushing

*Trying desperately to understand the last part*

The only afterschool special I remember was about bullying...and teen pregnancy...

Mine was about self confidence and being happy with who you are 😖mart:

Originally posted by silver_tears
Mine was about self confidence and being happy with who you are 😖mart:

Well, you oughta be comfortable with who you are...I mean....if I were you I'd be very proud...

...and I'd stand naked in front of the mirror for HOURS!

Awwww.
Mmm, yeh!

Mmm, posted late- late, I say!

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Well, you oughta be comfortable with who you are...I mean....if I were you I'd be very proud...

...and I'd stand naked in front of the mirror for HOURS!

You mean you don't already do that? shockish
Shame on you......

Originally posted by silver_tears
You mean you don't already do that? shockish
Shame on you......

Not to look at ME, no.

Not too many mirrors in the North Woods- I imagine he makes do with pools of still, deep water.

Originally posted by fever red
Not too many mirrors in the North Woods- I imagine he makes do with pools of still, deep water.

Your posts...are so...thoughtful....

Yeah, I check myself out in pools...but I can only see my undercarriage, which is kinda weird.

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Not to look at ME, no.

What a waste that is ❌

aww of course!

Originally posted by silver_tears
What a waste that is ❌

You're nutty. I don't find MYSELF attractive. I find me boring.

Now, if you were standing behind me, and I could see you in the mirror, that would be a totally different story!

acht nein!

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
You're nutty. I don't find MYSELF attractive. I find me boring.

Now, if you were standing behind me, and I could see you in the mirror, that would be a totally different story!

I'd lift your kilt up naughty

Originally posted by Korri
acht nein!

What's that mean?

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'd lift your kilt up naughty

😂

OMG you're bad...

Behave yourself Scott....Behave yourself Scott...Behave yourself Scott

What can I say, nothing sexier than a man who can pull off a skirt 😮‍💨 whether wearing it or otherwise naughty

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
What's that mean?

it means i lover you droolio

Originally posted by silver_tears
What can I say, nothing sexier than a man who can pull off a skirt 😮‍💨 whether wearing it or otherwise naughty

😂

Nice. I'll keep that in mind....

Yes, pull off the skirt! Yeh, baby- here's a five!
Thoughtful enough for you?