The Man, The Myth, The Legend....Samurai Guy

I demand pics. I will lick your toes for said photos 😊

Originally posted by English Moosette
If she's hot, in addition to being hypnotically intelligent, you're dumped 😆

After reading her last post, I think I'll just remove my toothbrush and robe from your bathroom. 😂

Hehheheh- NO, no pics- I haven't got any to share...sigh. My last boy stole the lot- my fault; I thought it was a good move to delegate the archival work...
Runs like a rabbit when he sees me.

*holds toothbrush hostage*

You ain't havin' the brush 😒

I thought everyone knows what I look like. I dyed my hair Auburn on the weekend, so I have reddish hair now.

Red...dish?
Red hair...
Who told him this villainess' hidden weakness?

you dyed you hair! MMM yumy i want pics hubbby!

right taro is here bye all!

Scott i love you

Love you too, Nicci.

Red is my favourite colour.

*bump*

Likeness of the Ego Bumping

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
Likeness of the Ego Bumping

I already bumped it for you today playa.

I love myself. Almost as much as I love Smallville and Taffy.

And I am a man who loves his taffy

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
I love myself. Almost as much as I love Smallville and Taffy.

And I am a man who loves his taffy

I'd say that would be a tough choice for you wouldn't it? Eat yourself or taffy?

I like taffy

It's sticky🙂

(boy did that sound bad)whistling1

uh EWW?

Indeed. Ew.

🥷 Scott used to be a teenage hand model

😖

NOW, that's a REVELATION. Stand down, TH/English Moosette. You've been surpassed.
SO, Scott, tell us all about your...hand job.

Originally posted by fever red
NOW, that's a REVELATION. Stand down, TH/English Moosette. You've been surpassed.
SO, Scott, tell us all about your...hand job.

*walks in, reading the previous post....*

Ohhhkay...umm...

Right back at the amazing ***S***

Give him some loooooooove.

✅ Indeed. Love me!

...no... you dont have to love me. Just... well... yeah, love me.