The Official Fullmetal Alchemist thread

it said i couldnt type anymore to this.
Mj.Armstrong-"is something wrong Lt?"
Havoc-" forget what i saidshe is 100% the majors sister, but wait, if i look past her freakish strength, and focus on what matters, her looks, her sense of fashion, her estate, her lineage, i suppose, it all adds up, i guess................" *cut scene to Havoc in a tree field, with a basket of flowers, throwing them up into the air "I REALLY HAVE HIT THE MOTHER LOAD!!!" end cut scene* "Miss catherine?"
Catherine-"yes?"
Havoc-" you would make me a happy man if you would allow me the privillage of taking you on a date."
Catherine-" Lt. Havoc?"
Havoc-"yes?"
Catherine-"in my dreams ive allways imagined of meeting a man just like you, but with a more muscular physique, like my brother." Armstrong behind Catherine flexing it up. Havoc gets stabbed in the head by a sword. "im sorry, its just that i only like good looking men, maybe we should forget this ever happend."
Mj. Armstrong-"guess it wasnt meant to be, hmmmm should i inform the cook?"

Originally posted by BunnyCupCakes
Yeah, I liked that episode too!( it's now one of my favorite episodes of FMA) Is this like the first time Ed & Al didn't appear in a episode..?(except the theme song) That doggie is SO cute. Now I see what's so interesting about Mustang & the gang. I'm interested in them even MORE!( though their job gets serious sometimes)

Yeah. It's nice to see an episode all about Roy and his crew for once. Now everyone can know just how much these people rock! I thought that was really interesting how Ed and Al, especially Ed, didn't show up once in that episode. That was still nice though.

Hey, did y'all see the snow in the Forums Home?! I thought that was so cool!!! 😱

I remember when they did that last X-Mas

I don't...I don't even remember posting around Christmas...Hmmm...maybe I was banned (by my mother)...but would she really be so heartless as to ban me at Christmas time?...Probably. 😄

I still think it's cool though...

Originally posted by SamuraiSquirrel
probably missed the new episode, and how does that even work with comprehinsibility?
Havoc- "Mother? thats a relief, she looks pretty normal. She's a freakin giant, thats not normal, not normal at all. Think about it rationaly Havoc. If the fathers large horizontally and the mothers large vertically, then it only makes sense, mathematically speaking, that when you combine them, that the son would end up looking like this, which means the daughter mush look like....." *Cut scene to Mj. Armstrong in a dress, long hair, with a squeeky voice, frolicking through the flowers "Wont you come frolick through the flowers with me Lt. Havoc!" end cut scene* "No thats not how it works, some traits are more dominate, so there is the possiblilty that when you cross A(tomato) with B(potato) it could resemble A more."
Mj. Armstrong-"there she is Lt. my baby sister"
Mom-"come now Catherine. dont be bashful, you know its not an attractive quality"
Havoc-"Moment of truth, does she look like her dad or her moom, either way she's a monster, but if she's gotta be a potato or a tomato, please let her be a tomato"
Catherine-" ummm, hi, its nice to meet you Lt. im Catherine L. Armstrong."
Havoc-" JACKPOT"
Mj. JArmstrong-" I told Farman(how does this guys name work?) that she was beautful and doesnt she look like me?"
Havoc-"how so?"
Mj. Armstrong-"we ahve strong eyelashes"
Havoc-"Oh yes of course"
Dad-"were are your manors Catherine, lets not be shy"
Catherine-"Um, hi, again."
Havoc-"so, uh, whataya, what do you do for fun?"
Catherine-"well, umm, im pretty good on the piano"
Havoc-" aawww, shes so cute, she cant possibly be realted ot the major."
Catherine-"or should i say under the piano" *holding up piano with one hand*

I didn't miss the episode.

IS IT COMPREHENSIBLE.....

I just rewatched the episode, ahh Im still laughing. lol

5 times later, and still laughing, i think im the most easily entertained here.

Originally posted by powerfulone1987
I didn't miss the episode.

IS IT COMPREHENSIBLE.....

I know what yall are talking about and I've seen the show. I think I have more authority than you over what I've watched and haven't watched so just take my word on it.
I'm more sure than you'll ever be.

IS IT COMPREHENSIBLE.....

more sure?

or sugar?

o..........k..............................a..........................y................... 🤨

IS IT COMPREHENSIBLE.....

i honestly dont think you know what your talking about, if oyu could like do sumthing to prove to us that you watched it, cause you obvously dont have a clue of what your talking about, or us

Umm, I do know what i'm talking about. I'm talking about the fact that I watched the show.
You don't make since. How can I not know what I'm talking about if I stated it very clearly.
Let me cut and paste the above post by me and you can explain to me what part of it I don't understand.

"I know what yall are talking about and I've seen the show. I think I have more authority than you over what I've watched and haven't watched so just take my word on it.
I'm more sure than you'll ever be.

IS IT COMPREHENSIBLE....."

I mean, what's not to understand about this post. I don't know what's wrong with you. I at a loss for words because of your incomprehensibility.

IS IT COMPREHENSIBLE.....

ok then, your are extremely stupid, LEARN THE WORD BEFORE YOU USE IT, just a hint for the young SOB in here

Get over it, you past comments about me using that phrase has yet DETERRED me from using it, so why won't you just get over it because that's what this is all about.
You'll use any excuse to get on me and then somehow connect something so different to the phrase that I use.
This is just for you b/c it's here to stay:

IS IT COMPREHENSIBLE.....

actually you dumb jizz wad, this is why i said that.

I at a loss for words because of your incomprehensibility.

so dont go off and say shit that you dont under ok, cause you do know, that you think you understand, but you dont, BUT SINCE YOU GOT ME BACK ON THERE.......
comprehensive means to understand
incomprehensive means to not understand
LEARN THE WORD.

I thingk that Al and Ed are going to get killed by Lust or Envy or somebody else soon.

Why do you think that?

Originally posted by SamuraiSquirrel

"cause you do know, that you think you understand, but you dont"

Okay and on to more intelligent conversation.

That's a very unique assumption. Ed and Al can't be destroyed by them because they're the main characters and they are required for the story to continue because they are the story.
At least in my opinino anyway, and the fact they after the show there's a movie means they don't die.

is it comprehensible.....

really? is that your only way of saying that is why they wont die?
look at DBZ, goku dies all the time
and YYH, shit, i think Yusuke dies for sure and good in the end
and movies have nothing to do with the show, or manga, they make movies for shows or manga because of how popular it is, not to continue the show/manga

I like that show.