A.why was jack stranded on the island
'Cause he was marooned there by my father
B.Why dint barbossa keep elizabeth
<is that didn't?> Cause it wasn't her blood they needed.
C.Well why is Jack Hot
~See included picture~ C'mon!?!?! What sort of Question is that??
D.how come jack is like a drunkie
Who wouldn't be if RUM was the main beverage?