Please, Step under the MOOSELETOE! · The Off-Topic Forum

Ken Kenobi Senior Member

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Ken, you can officially count yourself a member of THE man club.
*hands him a sheet to sign*
Ok, now smile....*takes Ken's picture* This will just be a moment...
And voila, your MAN CARD. Use it well my friend, use it well. With this card, you possess the power to sway women, frighten other men, and you can get 10% off at Target as well. 😄

I already swayed a woman. 😊

TARGET? What about Playboy?

DaCanadianMoose Gone

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I already swayed a woman. 😊
TARGET? What about Playboy?

I mean women that would otherwise be out of your league Ken. 🙄

*hands him a slip of paper*

It's Hef's private number...

Ken Kenobi Senior Member

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I mean women that would otherwise be out of your league Ken. 🙄
*hands him a slip of paper*
It's Hef's private number...

Have you seen Ally? She IS out of my league. 😛

DaCanadianMoose Gone

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Have you seen Ally? She IS out of my league. 😛

Dude, I have no idea who Ally even is.

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Have you seen Ally? She IS out of my league. 😛

Bullshit! You were one of the ones I considered worthy of her.

Admittedly, Scott was one of them too.

DaCanadianMoose Gone

Originally posted by DarkC
Bullshit! You were one of the ones I considered worthy of her.
Admittedly, Scott was one of them too.

WHO is Ally?

Ken Kenobi Senior Member

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Dude, I have no idea who Ally even is.

French Tip droolio

Originally posted by DarkC
Bullshit! You were one of the ones I considered worthy of her.
Admittedly, Scott was one of them too.

That's because Scott is a hunk of man meat. 😛 (In a completely heterosexual way) He's a good looking and nice guy.

DaCanadianMoose Gone

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
French Tip droolio
That's because Scott is a hunk of man meat. 😛 (In a completely heterosexual way) He's a good looking and nice guy.

Ohhhh!!!! gotcha! Ok, didn't know who you meant.

She's very pretty, but I wouldn't say she is out of your league dude. 🙂

Oh shut up! Jesus.... 😮 You're making me blush. 😂

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

hysterical

Ken Kenobi Senior Member

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Ohhhh!!!! gotcha! Ok, didn't know who you meant.
She's very pretty, but I wouldn't say she is out of your league dude. 🙂
Oh shut up! Jesus.... 😮 You're making me blush. 😂

Allison's my hunny now. 😊

JEEBUS!

DaCanadianMoose Gone

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Allison's my hunny now. 😊
JEEBUS!

Well, that's good, I'm very happy for you. 🙂

Ok...I'll stop now. I apologize.

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Allison's my hunny now. 😊
JEEBUS!

Save me, Jebus.

Ken Kenobi Senior Member

Originally posted by DarkC
Save me, Jebus.

*waits for Jebus to save DarkC*

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
*waits for Jebus to save DarkC*

He never saves me before his midday smoke. 😬

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Allison's my hunny now. 😊
JEEBUS!

Oh great..another KMC couple 😐

DaCanadianMoose Gone

Originally posted by Slay
Oh great..another KMC couple 😐

You don't like KMC couples?

Ken Kenobi Senior Member

Originally posted by DarkC
He never saves me before his midday smoke. 😬

Oh...sorry. 😐

Originally posted by Slay
Oh great..another KMC couple 😐

Darn tootin'.

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by Slay
Oh great..another KMC couple 😐

Anything wrong with that, Otaku?

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
You don't like KMC couples?

I don't see the use of them 😐

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by DarkC
Anything wrong with that, Otaku?

Did i say there was anything WRONG with it?

I said GREAT,which means i'm happy for Ken and Allison 😄