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Like that Korri?

droolio no

*cough*

droolio

The thread had best be changed to an ode to Shaber as soon as I can think of some lyrics.

droolio fark you

I will pay nothing!

It has no place for little skanks 🪩

Da da da da da dum dum dummmmmm

If you're in trouble he will save the day,
He's brave and he's fearless come what may,
without him the mission would go astraaayyyy,
He's shaber shaber shaber shaber...

family members dont need to pay droolio

Horray!

What rhymes with Shaber? 😕

gayber

Do you think it a wise policy to flush the runt of a female cats litter? I would have done so with our cat.

no! 🙁

Honestly the runt is like a piece of carrion. she deserves to be kicked and have her brothers made favourites of ✅

as a cat owner i should kill oyu droolio

Have you read the alchemist's Cat? The feline midwife in that book eats the runt of the litter (or tries to) ; "no use bringing weaklings into the world" ✅

droolio fcuk you.

Apollo is entertained to see the runt held by the scruff. I've always thought of him as a narcissist and her as a borderline.

droolio shhhhhhhhaber!