Reasons to love batman

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Reasons to love batman

Here are some reason why you should love batman. These are just the basic ones. If you want you can add more.

1. Is mysterious, always leaving you guessing. Never boring.
2. Makes lots of money
3. Has the coolest car ever
4. Looks sexy in bat suit, very sexy.
5. knows how to talk to women
6. Good at fighting
7. Very smart
8. Has a kind side to him, not a complete jerk even though he does have lots of money

Those are only a few. What reasons can you come up with. 🙂

Where else but the Internet could someone find an elf who's in love with Batman.

Originally posted by AMN Inc
Where else but the Internet could someone find an elf who's in love with Batman.

Well I am one of a kind. 😛

Re: Reasons to love batman

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
Here are some reason why you should love batman. These are just the basic ones. If you want you can add more.

1. Is mysterious, always leaving you guessing. Never boring.
2. Makes lots of money
3. Has the coolest car ever
4. Looks sexy in bat suit, very sexy.
5. knows how to talk to women
6. Good at fighting
7. Very smart
8. Has a kind side to him, not a complete jerk even though he does have lots of money

Those are only a few. What reasons can you come up with. 🙂

TOTALLY MAN!!!!!!! 😱

He's got class. Very elegant in mannerisms and taste. Wears gloves, suits and ties, attends Musicals.Listens to the blues. Has the most intense, soul piercing blue eyes ever! That strong jaw.Would LOVE to run a hand along it....

Reasons number 5 and 6 were part of the reason why the first film was so horrible paving the way for the rest after that to all be horrible as well. 😠

Re: Re: Reasons to love batman

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
TOTALLY MAN!!!!!!! 😱

He's got class. Very elegant in mannerisms and taste. Wears gloves, suits and ties, attends Musicals.Listens to the blues. Has the most intense, soul piercing blue eyes ever! That strong jaw.Would LOVE to run a hand along it....

I'd started to suspect that VTE was Punk in disguise.

On the first day of Christmas the Joker send to me

12 cops a bleeding

On the 2nd day of Chirstmas the Joker send to me

11 victims pleading

On the 3rd day of Chirstmas the Joker send to me

Ten Maids a Screaming

On the 4th day of Christmas the Joker send to me

9 bags of Ransom

On the 5th day of Christmas the Joker send to me

8 unsolved murders

On the 6th day of Christmas the Joker send to me

7 Stoolies Singing.

On the 7th day of Christmas the Joker send to me

6 bullets firing

On the 8th day of Christmas the Joker send to me

5 Paaaaaardons

On the 9th Day of Chirstmas the Joker send to me

4 electro shock treatments

On the 10th day of Chirstmas the Joker send to me

3 stays of execution

On the 11th day of Chirstmas the joker send to me

2 dead side kicks

On the 12th day of Chirstmas the Joker gave to me

And a Batman hanging from a tree.

Got it all from this website. Very funny for you batman fans.

And a dream come true for us Joker fans lol
http://www.jaspong.force9.co.uk/joker12/JokerX12.htm

Originally posted by Joker1237
On the first day of Christmas the Joker send to me

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Got it all from this website. Very funny for you batman fans.

And a dream come true for us Joker fans lol
http://www.jaspong.force9.co.uk/joker12/JokerX12.htm

😆 That is entertaining.

Also, Batman is just a regular human without any super powers but he's just as good at what he does as people like Superman.

Ok people, come to my place for music trys out for christmas lol.

What a hym that would be, door to door lol.

Originally posted by Joker1237
Ok people, come to my place for music trys out for christmas lol.

What a hym that would be, door to door lol.

😱 Can i be in it?

sure we can all do it in our heads, besides I would forget the words when I get to about 5 or 6.

I cant even sing the 12 days of Christmas the real way right. I get lost after 4 or 5.

12 is too long lol.

Originally posted by Joker1237
sure we can all do it in our heads, besides I would forget the words when I get to about 5 or 6.

I cant even sing the 12 days of Christmas the real way right. I get lost after 4 or 5.

12 is too long lol.

Yay! *joins Joker1237*

Originally posted by Mr Parker
Reasons number 5 and 6 were part of the reason why the first film was so horrible paving the way for the rest after that to all be horrible as well. 😠

Do you have personal issues or something? Because you are really coming off like Simpson's Comic Book Guy "Worst Episode Ever!"

Originally posted by OB1-adobe
Do you have personal issues or something? Because you are really coming off like Simpson's Comic Book Guy "Worst Episode Ever!"

Aww. Be nice to Mr. Parker. He just loves comic books, nothing wrong with that. Comics are pretty you know.

I have nothing wrong with comic books, I own about 500 of them. I'm just saying this dude needs to chill. He is a nice guy and all, but damn!

Originally posted by OB1-adobe
I have nothing wrong with comic books, I own about 500 of them. I'm just saying this dude needs to chill. He is a nice guy and all, but damn!

He is just very out spoken. 🙂

At least he knows what he is talking about. Thats more than most people.

To me atleast, everything about the dark night is...almost to an orgasmic level...Nightwing/Dick Grayson comes as a close second though...and Jim Lee did wonders with Batman, bring out the sesnual side to him in his drawings...

youre a freak

lol

Originally posted by Havoc470
youre a freak

lol

You don't love batman?

You can't call her a freak for that. Batman is hot. 😛