Spongebob has been kidnapped!

LITTLE FALLS (AP) - He's big, he's yellow, and he's missing.

Investigators in three states are searching for kidnapped cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants.

Police in Minnesota, Wisconsin and Utah are looking for blow-up figures of SpongeBob swiped from Burger Kings.

Little Falls police found a ransom note that says, "we have SpongeBob" and demands "ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes."

That ransom note is signed by SpongeBob's nemesis, Plankton. A postscript reads: "Patrick is next," referring to SpongeBob's starfish buddy.

In Sheboygan, Wis., someone swiped a 6-foot-tall SpongeBob blowup from Burger King's roof. The culprits did not leave a ransom note, police said, but informants on SpongeBob's whereabouts are eligible for a $1,000 reward.

SpongeBob was also stolen from a southeast Utah Burger King. Employees there are handing out "Missing" fliers with a full description of the popular cartoon figure that is featured in a new movie.

SpongeBob wasn't kidnapped, he ran away from Bikini Bottom to work on his gay porn career.captain

Who cares?

I want a sponge bob watch - but Im to embarassed to buy one from BK

Spongebob is way cool..lol

i want to see the movie but just havent

i haven't seen it either..well, it's not out in Aussie yet

spongebob = POS

POS?

I keep a eye out for him.Had not seen anythng yellow and square yet.Oh wait!No that is somethng else.Hope we find him sometime.Who would kidnap a sponge through?JM LOL!

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA??

When I was a kid we had Ninja Turtles and Doug.

The power of the Quail over a Sponge with pants anyday.

I don't get why an effeminate sponge from under the sea with second grade humor is cool...

I don't like the fact that all my friends have been ditched by their girls or had dates put off just to go see that movie.

-AC

NOOO!!! My life is over *commons suicide*

Originally posted by MornGlory
POS?

piece of sh!t

I argee that show is not that funny actly it is boring to me.There are other shows worth watching but that show is not.JM

Originally posted by Linkalicious
When I was a kid we had Ninja Turtles and Doug.

The power of the Quail over a Sponge with pants anyday.

Quail-Man!!! 😱

I can't stand SpongeBob. Good riddance, I say.

Originally posted by Arsenal
LITTLE FALLS (AP) - He's big, he's yellow, and he's missing.

Investigators in three states are searching for kidnapped cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants.

Police in Minnesota, Wisconsin and Utah are looking for blow-up figures of SpongeBob swiped from Burger Kings.

Little Falls police found a ransom note that says, "we have SpongeBob" and demands "ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes."

That ransom note is signed by SpongeBob's nemesis, Plankton. A postscript reads: "Patrick is next," referring to SpongeBob's starfish buddy.

In Sheboygan, Wis., someone swiped a 6-foot-tall SpongeBob blowup from Burger King's roof. The culprits did not leave a ransom note, police said, but informants on SpongeBob's whereabouts are eligible for a $1,000 reward.

SpongeBob was also stolen from a southeast Utah Burger King. Employees there are handing out "Missing" fliers with a full description of the popular cartoon figure that is featured in a new movie.

and this is a loss because??

and this is a loss because??