Irate lecturer

Started by mechmoggy3 pages

Irate lecturer

Last week at Uni we had a lecture on Supply Chain Management; and as you might expect with such a dull subject, we have a very odd and dull lecturer.

Anyhoo, during the lesson he always has little digs at us students cus its quite obvious he doesn't like having to come all the way over to my local college to teach us. So we're all sitting there, already 15 minutes past the proper end of the lesson, in which he'd given us no coffee break, when he says we've got to stop for at least another 15 minutes.

At this my mate puts his head face down on the table in mock distress, "chin up Paul", said one of my class-mates to cheer him up. At this the lecturer spun round from writing on the board and flew into a rage 😠 (in which he swore a number of times) about us taking the piss out of him and saying we should remember that he's going to grade our assignments!

To this we all sat in pure amazement and were trying to argue with him that we hadn't said anything about him, to which he just kept replying, "oh piss off" and "shut up!".

This was a very strange turn of events and we (me and my class mates) only really had chance to sit and talk about it at Uni today. It was during our conversation that the penny finally dropped for us all: the lecturer has quite a bit of a Jimmy Hill on him; or to put it for the non-Brits amoungst us: he's got a right moon-face.

Oh dear.

oh dear, brittish people yelling? 😱

we can just about you know 😉

coming from a kitten, I find that hard to believe

Originally posted by yerssot
oh dear, brittish people yelling? 😱

well put

i have claws underneath my white gloves yerss 😉

you won't use them, it will ruin those gloves 😛

Why do all non-Brits assume we spend our entire lives wearing bowler hats and drinking tea with the queen. 🙄

From now on I'm going to assume all Americans are like the comic book guy from the Simpsons and people from Belgium eat nothing but cabbage.

I don't... I'm thinking bowler hats, tea AND an umbrella 😂

and you got to think we all eat chocolate, we all have our reserves here 😉

Originally posted by mechmoggy
Why do all non-Brits assume we spend our entire lives wearing bowler hats and drinking tea with the queen. 🙄

From now on I'm going to assume all Americans are like the comic book guy from the Simpsons and people from Belgium eat nothing but cabbage.


😑 Cabbage? Where did you get that?

Yerss, are we supposed to eat cabbage?

you are, I prefer the life of good food

I have no idea what you backward countries do with your time. 😛

true yerss! 😛 my parasol!

we feast, eat and drink and do naughty things

oh yes naughty

You feast and eat?

Yerss ate all the pies. ✅

Originally posted by mechmoggy
Why do all non-Brits assume we spend our entire lives wearing bowler hats and drinking tea with the queen. 🙄

From now on I'm going to assume all Americans are like the comic book guy from the Simpsons and people from Belgium eat nothing but cabbage.

wait!....you mean you don't all wear bowler hats?

and that's proposterous!

not EVERYONE can drink tea with the Queen...but that's what tea times for right? so you can drink tea AT THE SAME TIME as the Queen? Right? 😖hifty:

nice eyebrows storm!!

I have never once drank tea with Elton John. ❌

I' ve always wanted to use that smiley once 😄