Originally posted by Council#13
1.I spend 2 hours a day infront of a mirror
2.I am so fat! I'm going to go to a KFC or MacDonalds weep
3.When I finish my fast foods, I'm going to make a French version of the Exorcist! 😱
4.Did you see that guy without a leg in the KFC? 😆
5.Ah, my sweet revolver under my pillow makes everything happy for me as I drift into a sweet sleep
Yawn.