A Comprehensive List Of 25 Things I Hate... Because I’m a Bitter Sod.
1. Children who are allowed to run rampant by incompetent parents.
2. The incompetent parents.
3. People who read the labels of food items and actually take it seriously enough to consider not eating said item.
4. People (strangers generally) who insist on creating superficial conversation on public transport.
5. Make up in general, you’re either attractive or not, no amount of overpriced shit cemented over your face is going to change that.
6. Starbucks and other coffee chains choosing stupid titles for their sizes in order to give you the sense you’re getting a large drink even though it’s the smallest they offer.
7. The word “chillax”... because it definitely isn’t a ****ing word.
8. When you walk past someone you know you have to make a gesture to inform the other that you know them, even though it is far more efficient to just walk past and pretend you’ve never met.
9. Text language... Or should I say “txt lang”, yes I realise that it’s efficient and space conserving in a text, so my issue isn’t really with it on a phone, just when it is used on emails and actual formal documents. Most people can type quicker than they can write, so there is no need to miss out vowels while typing on a QWERTY keyboard.
10. People who shop in more expensive places that sell the exact same goods as a cheaper place. Like people who grocery shop in M&S when Tesco is right across the way. I realise that Tesco is screwing over the little guy... but Jesus it’s good value.
11. The little guy, we live in a chain store world, you are no longer needed.
12. Modern art, the stuff that is thrown together in seconds and sells for millions, it’s just lazy.
13. The critics who like said art.... They really can suck a big one.
14. The global warming issue, not global warming itself but the people who spray all this shit about how low energy light bulbs and things are saving the earth, it’s just not true, the best that any of that stuff can do is delay, but until the bigwig scientists find away to remove CO2, we’re ****ed. Switch to low energy light bulbs and make changes that are convenient to your lifestyle though, not because you’re saving the world... Just because you’re saving money.
15. European power sockets, because they broke my iPod.
16. Apple because they’re MP3 player broke when I plugged it in, then they had the cheek to charge me over £100 to get it fixed. Plus they make overpriced computers that people seem to wank over just because they don’t get viruses. This is only because they’re not used enough for it to be worth making viruses for.
17. Football (Soccer), as it’s really a very boring game and yet the moron seems to enjoy it.
18. The fact that time seems to slow down when nothing is happening, surely by now your brain would have realised by now that the opposite would be beneficial.
19. People eating popcorn during a film, how the hell does popped corn relate in anyway to sitting down for 90+ minutes, can people not go just 2 hours without stuffing their face with a snack that people could go quite happily without ever eating.
20. The American accent, no matter how smart or how articulate an American is their accent is guaranteed to make them sound like an inbred ignoramus.
21. Ignorance, there really is no excuse for it, and I’m not talking about tiny slips in knowledge, I’m talking about the kind of people who draw a map of the world and miss off Africa.
22. Lyrics or other things that will not be recognised or known in a year being permanently tattooed on people’s bodies. Tattoos are things I feel people will end up regretting anyway, so when a person gets something tattooed which a very current trend or fad that will no doubt be gone within no time, I feel the regret will be oh so much deeper.
23. Complaining about the weather... Yes, I realise that it is a British pastime but it’s just annoying, especially when temperature is involved... Yes, it may be cold but is complaining about it really going to warm it up.
24. The rejection of contemporary music by people who are still wanking over The Beatles and other classic rock bands. Don’t get me wrong there is a lot of good classic rock music; The Beatles included but this shouldn’t be any reason to forget about modern music entirely.
25. Vegetarians who impose their immoral views about eating meat on us decent carnivores.
Had a free hour between lectures.
Re: A Comprehensive List Of 25 Things I Hate... Because I’m a Bitter Sod.
Originally posted by §P0oONY
1. Children who are allowed to run rampant by incompetent parents.
2. The incompetent parents.
3. People who read the labels of food items and actually take it seriously enough to consider not eating said item.
4. People (strangers generally) who insist on creating superficial conversation on public transport.
5. Make up in general, you’re either attractive or not, no amount of overpriced shit cemented over your face is going to change that.
6. Starbucks and other coffee chains choosing stupid titles for their sizes in order to give you the sense you’re getting a large drink even though it’s the smallest they offer.
7. The word “chillax”... because it definitely isn’t a ****ing word.
8. When you walk past someone you know you have to make a gesture to inform the other that you know them, even though it is far more efficient to just walk past and pretend you’ve never met.
9. Text language... Or should I say “txt lang”, yes I realise that it’s efficient and space conserving in a text, so my issue isn’t really with it on a phone, just when it is used on emails and actual formal documents. Most people can type quicker than they can write, so there is no need to miss out vowels while typing on a QWERTY keyboard.
10. People who shop in more expensive places that sell the exact same goods as a cheaper place. Like people who grocery shop in M&S when Tesco is right across the way. I realise that Tesco is screwing over the little guy... but Jesus it’s good value.
11. The little guy, we live in a chain store world, you are no longer needed.
12. Modern art, the stuff that is thrown together in seconds and sells for millions, it’s just lazy.
13. The critics who like said art.... They really can suck a big one.
14. The global warming issue, not global warming itself but the people who spray all this shit about how low energy light bulbs and things are saving the earth, it’s just not true, the best that any of that stuff can do is delay, but until the bigwig scientists find away to remove CO2, we’re ****ed. Switch to low energy light bulbs and make changes that are convenient to your lifestyle though, not because you’re saving the world... Just because you’re saving money.
15. European power sockets, because they broke my iPod.
16. Apple because they’re MP3 player broke when I plugged it in, then they had the cheek to charge me over £100 to get it fixed. Plus they make overpriced computers that people seem to wank over just because they don’t get viruses. This is only because they’re not used enough for it to be worth making viruses for.
17. Football (Soccer), as it’s really a very boring game and yet the moron seems to enjoy it.
18. The fact that time seems to slow down when nothing is happening, surely by now your brain would have realised by now that the opposite would be beneficial.
19. People eating popcorn during a film, how the hell does popped corn relate in anyway to sitting down for 90+ minutes, can people not go just 2 hours without stuffing their face with a snack that people could go quite happily without ever eating.
20. The American accent, no matter how smart or how articulate an American is their accent is guaranteed to make them sound like an inbred ignoramus.
21. Ignorance, there really is no excuse for it, and I’m not talking about tiny slips in knowledge, I’m talking about the kind of people who draw a map of the world and miss off Africa.
22. Lyrics or other things that will not be recognised or known in a year being permanently tattooed on people’s bodies. Tattoos are things I feel people will end up regretting anyway, so when a person gets something tattooed which a very current trend or fad that will no doubt be gone within no time, I feel the regret will be oh so much deeper.
23. Complaining about the weather... Yes, I realise that it is a British pastime but it’s just annoying, especially when temperature is involved... Yes, it may be cold but is complaining about it really going to warm it up.
24. The rejection of contemporary music by people who are still wanking over The Beatles and other classic rock bands. Don’t get me wrong there is a lot of good classic rock music; The Beatles included but this shouldn’t be any reason to forget about modern music entirely.
25. Vegetarians who impose their immoral views about eating meat on us decent carnivores.Had a free hour between lectures.
I agree with most things on there, BTW 25 you would be an omnivore, since you eat veg and meat, not just meat, but anyway I agree with most things on there.