Ho Ho Ho

tell Santa wot u want for christmas then?

an elf doll with the words "DIE SANTA DIE" written on it

HOW MANY OF THESE THREADS ARE THERE!!
I mean I made one of these threads too back in Oct

but while I am here... 😖anta: I want anything that vibrates 😈

HO HA HO

i want a barbie doll with all of the accessories

oh god..guys these days 🙄

yeah and morn glory i'll see what i can come up with

yea i know but you gotta love us so chel wat do u want for christmas?

lets see...i want to sleep in 😉

ok babe 🙄

this is my thread i call the shots in here nitro

I am a chick!

and I want a motor toothbrush - or whatever they are called -

😈 😈

ok ok..i guess i want mike too 🙄

😄

i'll see what santa can come up with as i am his helper this year

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on
Christmas Eve?
They go into town and blow a few bucks.

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
Snowballs.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Why is Santa Claus always so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!

What do you call a truck load of vibrators heading South from the North Pole on Christmas Eve?
Toys for tw*ts!

Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play
with them.

Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.

For a great Holiday gift this year, there's no power greater then X.

Originally posted by badboy2004
this is my thread i call the shots in here nitro

haha ya mug sort ya sell out man will ya!!

sort yur self out otherwise sling yur hook

ahh stop fighting you 2 😛

yu tell him will ya coz he won't listen to me